Weekend Experiments

The Hairwash Project by a group in Russia:






Step 1: Either wash your own hair or find an unwilling participant to coerce into participating. (Bribe them with a promise to remember to pick them up from daycare or maybe offer three plus square meals a day; but only as a last resort. You might find that you're selling yourself short in your compromise but remember: this is for the sake of art.

Step 2: Take a picture of subject while hair is dry.

Step 3: Take a picture of subject while hair is wet.

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Dissected toys:


Yeah, so they look cute. But there are demons inside of those things. God would not approve.

I showed the above pictures of the carnage to Christian and he was absolutely fascinated. So much so that it appeared that he, for a moment, lost control of himself. He began displaying some very odd and primitive behavior driven by bloodlust. He demanded Spiderman's head. So anyway, I slowly walked up and pried the battle axe from his clenched fingers and thought that we ought to acquiesce his request. I never really liked the cut of his jib anyway.



I felt a little bad because I'm sure there is a child out there that REALLY wants this annoying dancing, singing Spiderman toy. But then I thought to myself, "But what about the parents? No one should be subjected to this torture." So we decided it was in the best interest of all humanity to go forward with this.







So speshul.